Okay, Peeps...it is official. I am no longer sitting on the fence outside of Crazy Town. I'm at the Crazy IKEA getting all the stuff I need to furnish my Crazy Apartment.
The other day I got bored and looked at the scissors. "Hey," I thought. "It's been a while since you cut your own hair. Wait....NO! That's not a good idea. That NEVER turns out well for you and you always have to have a professional fix it. DON'T DO IT."
So, I started looking around the apartment for something else to do.
I read for a while. (NORMAL ACTIVITY)
I watched something on Hulu. (NORMAL ACTIVITY)
And then.........I picked up my tweezers and tried to see if it is possible to remove a freckle. (The answer is no.)
I tried to rip a freckle off of myself. (NOT NORMAL ACTIVITY)
So, this country and pushed me over the fence into Crazy Town. I'm now a resident. And I have to come home before I move into the Insane Villas over on the west side...............