Thursday, December 30, 2010

About Cheese...

I learned something wonderful today on the Tillamook website:

Handling and storage tips:

Cheese should be kept in its original package, covered tightly after opening, and placed in the coldest section of the refrigerator (under 40°F) to prevent drying out or becoming moldy.

Cheese is best served at room temperature. Cut off the amount needed about an hour before serving and return remainder to the refrigerator.

New Year, New Day, New Junk...


I didn't make a list this year. I have no resolutions. Everything I want in my life is a life resolution. It applies every day....not just starting Saturday.
That was the shortest soap box speech EVER!

Here is some random stuffy stuff: I had a really good Christmas this year. My sister spoiled me. She is stellar. I give her 5 stars.
I was really missing Utah in November...and then they got attacked by snow and I was cured.
I ran out of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch and started having eggs for breakfast. Like.....I'M COOKING FOR MYSELF! What is up with that?
I love Mexico. The trip I went on in October made me want to get a beach house. Like the random beach house that Jethro moves to in NCIS.......
Yeah. I watch NCIS. But, only re runs.
I don't really dig NCIS: LA.
I've cooked myself lunch and dinner all week. COOKED! It's like I don't even know myself. I might not be myself.

In the event that I am not really myself.........I hope someone finds me and brings me back......

That is all for now.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010


People that work at Starbucks seem like a fun crowd. They always make me laugh and I've met a few that I wouldn't mind hanging out with.................
But, then you go to the Starbucks inside a grocery store and the whole experience changes. The Sbux peeps inside the grocery store are creepy after-school-special type people. Like you feel dirty and want to go take a shower cause they look at you weird and start up creepy conversations with you.....
I'm going to sit here and enjoy my Peppermint Mocha anyway...........but, I may need a shower.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Another Strange Dream...

And this one I blame on Briana. The other night I stayed up a little too late chatting with Briana on Facebook chat. I also got to chat it up with Tilt and Adam L. But, Briana and I had a very random conversation.....and then I went to sleep..........and this happened:

I was in a Shakespeare play. But, no one told me what part I was playing and I was very confused. I basically followed someone around on stage and people glared at me for not knowing my lines, but I didn't know what play it was!
The director had cast John Lithgow in the lead of this mystery play...and then the director changed the script. John Lithgow was playing Jesus. He had a wig on that went down to his butt and he was wearing leather pants. He shaved a girl's head on stage and then tried to have some sexy time with me.

When my alarm went off the next morning I woke up thinking I was in trouble for not having the razor ready for John to do his head shaving scene.

It was messed up...........and it is Briana's fault.

The End.