So, I had a dream last night that Stephen Colbert was a werewolf.
I was following him around to make sure he didn't bite any of my family members. He thought I was following him around because I was a reporter writing about his life as a werewolf. So, he would take me to get coffee and tell me random stories about being a werewolf.
Toward the end of the dream he bit my brother, Mark. I got really mad at Stephen and he got really mad at me. He started crying.
Then he says something like, "you knew there would be death and you followed me. You can't get mad just because one person died. You knew people would die."
And then he invited me to a werewolf "reunion dinner" and I woke up.